1 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:19,978 You must be Consuelito. 2 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:22,981 Yes. Excuse me. Who are you? 3 00:00:26,819 --> 00:00:28,899 Julieta told me a lot about you. 4 00:00:29,488 --> 00:00:30,488 I was her boyfriend. 5 00:00:32,742 --> 00:00:36,832 We are Julieta's best friends. 6 00:00:37,246 --> 00:00:38,746 Here, ma'am. 7 00:00:38,831 --> 00:00:39,961 Thank you. 8 00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:43,668 Her parents want to be alone with Juli 9 00:00:44,128 --> 00:00:45,708 before the ceremony begins. 10 00:00:46,172 --> 00:00:50,342 Friends, relatives and ex-boyfriends are on this side. 11 00:00:50,426 --> 00:00:51,296 Ex-boyfriends? 12 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:54,136 Yes. Come in, please. 13 00:00:55,598 --> 00:00:58,178 There's coffee and cookies. 14 00:00:58,267 --> 00:01:00,977 -Make yourselves at home. -Thank you. 15 00:01:16,952 --> 00:01:19,912 HOW TO SURVIVE BEING SINGLE 16 00:01:28,005 --> 00:01:30,215 She was very beautiful, wasn't she? 17 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:32,928 Yes. 18 00:01:33,469 --> 00:01:35,639 How did you meet her? 19 00:01:37,431 --> 00:01:40,101 By chance. It was fate. 20 00:01:40,559 --> 00:01:42,479 I met her at a wedding. 21 00:01:42,895 --> 00:01:44,605 We clicked immediately. 22 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:49,275 We were inseparable. 23 00:01:50,694 --> 00:01:52,534 I loved surprising her. 24 00:01:53,864 --> 00:01:54,994 Okay... 25 00:01:55,825 --> 00:01:57,405 Why aren't you in any of the photos? 26 00:01:57,493 --> 00:02:02,333 I like to take photographs. I'm more of an observer. 27 00:02:02,414 --> 00:02:05,714 Did she ever mention me? Mariano. 28 00:02:06,168 --> 00:02:06,998 No. 29 00:02:07,086 --> 00:02:09,796 It probably hurt too much to remember. 30 00:02:10,339 --> 00:02:12,009 Did you date for a long time? 31 00:02:12,091 --> 00:02:14,301 More than she ever imagined. 32 00:02:17,179 --> 00:02:18,139 Okay. 33 00:02:18,222 --> 00:02:21,102 Life really played a fucking Ned Stark twist on us. 34 00:02:21,183 --> 00:02:23,943 I know, it's so unpredictable. 35 00:02:24,019 --> 00:02:26,519 It takes. It gives. 36 00:02:26,605 --> 00:02:28,605 It lifts you up. 37 00:02:28,691 --> 00:02:30,361 It knocks you down. 38 00:02:30,442 --> 00:02:31,862 And sometimes, it gives it to you. 39 00:02:31,944 --> 00:02:34,324 What's wrong with you? Is that from a song? 40 00:02:34,405 --> 00:02:37,025 What? You're right. 41 00:02:37,116 --> 00:02:39,326 Damn Ned Stark. 42 00:02:39,785 --> 00:02:41,905 I don't understand why it had to be her. 43 00:02:41,996 --> 00:02:45,286 Why couldn't it be one of these losers? 44 00:02:45,374 --> 00:02:49,554 -I don't know. Sit down, baby. -She was such a good person. 45 00:02:49,628 --> 00:02:53,508 -She was so pretty. -I know, I'm sorry too. 46 00:02:53,591 --> 00:02:54,551 Dude. 47 00:02:54,633 --> 00:02:57,143 Tell her to take it down a notch. She hardly knew her. 48 00:02:57,219 --> 00:03:00,929 -Come on! This is how they mourn up north. -You'd think her father was murdered. 49 00:03:01,015 --> 00:03:02,845 -He was murdered. -What? 50 00:03:03,726 --> 00:03:06,476 -Ten years ago. -Why did you bring her, then? 51 00:03:06,562 --> 00:03:09,192 I told her I was coming and she liked the idea. 52 00:03:09,273 --> 00:03:12,073 You know her. Could you be more understanding? 53 00:03:12,151 --> 00:03:13,821 We're at a funeral, come on. 54 00:03:14,904 --> 00:03:15,864 Calm down, honey. 55 00:03:15,946 --> 00:03:18,946 What's going on between Daniel and Mafer? 56 00:03:19,033 --> 00:03:20,873 I think Daniel has PMS. 57 00:03:20,951 --> 00:03:24,121 -Don't we have to talk? -I'm not sure there's anything to talk about. 58 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:26,924 -What can I do to make things better? -I don't know. It's not that easy. 59 00:03:26,999 --> 00:03:28,629 It's not the time. This is a funeral. 60 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:32,419 Well, if our wedding is dead, we can bury it right now. 61 00:03:32,504 --> 00:03:34,724 I can't believe you just said that. 62 00:03:34,798 --> 00:03:36,218 I really can't. 63 00:03:36,759 --> 00:03:40,219 I couldn't help hearing the words "death" and "wedding" 64 00:03:40,304 --> 00:03:41,724 in the same sentence. 65 00:03:41,805 --> 00:03:42,965 Are you married? 66 00:03:43,057 --> 00:03:46,307 -No, I don't marry liars. -And I don't marry chicks who play hard to get. 67 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:49,103 Let me introduce myself. I'm Dr. Jose Luis Fonsi. 68 00:03:49,188 --> 00:03:51,938 I've worked in funeral services for over 30 years. 69 00:03:52,024 --> 00:03:55,864 I'm here to bid farewell to the deceased... and offer you my services. 70 00:03:56,403 --> 00:03:58,533 Have you considered a couple's funeral plan? 71 00:03:59,365 --> 00:04:00,365 No. 72 00:04:00,866 --> 00:04:02,906 I'd rather die alone. 73 00:04:03,619 --> 00:04:08,369 -Nobody likes to die alone. -Or angry, right, Dr. Fonsi? 74 00:04:08,457 --> 00:04:11,127 I have the "even death can't make you part" package. 75 00:04:11,210 --> 00:04:14,550 It includes a queen-size coffin with lumbar support. 76 00:04:16,674 --> 00:04:18,304 It has very good reviews. 77 00:04:19,301 --> 00:04:21,641 You know something? Thank you. 78 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:24,770 You simply don't understand that you don't understand! 79 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:27,308 I'll be right back, thank you. Mafer! 80 00:04:28,477 --> 00:04:30,687 I'm the kiss thief. 81 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:33,361 Consuelo said there were cookies. Want me to bring you some? 82 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:37,070 I can get my own cookies, thank you, Gonzo. 83 00:04:43,409 --> 00:04:45,449 Julieta! 84 00:04:49,873 --> 00:04:52,923 She left us, dude. She left us! 85 00:04:59,216 --> 00:05:01,046 You came up to hide too? 86 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:03,722 There are too many people downstairs. 87 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:05,894 Too many exes, you mean. 88 00:05:07,516 --> 00:05:11,266 -Aren't you some kind of actor? -I'm an actor and director. 89 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:14,362 How did you guys meet Julieta? 90 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:16,440 I met her at rehab. 91 00:05:16,525 --> 00:05:18,235 Julieta went to rehab? 92 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:21,110 No, not her. I was admitted. 93 00:05:21,196 --> 00:05:23,616 She gave workshops on spirituality, 94 00:05:23,699 --> 00:05:27,579 meditation and how to find inner peace. 95 00:05:27,661 --> 00:05:30,461 Julieta was the most neurotic and stressed-out person. 96 00:05:30,539 --> 00:05:31,999 She was a workaholic. 97 00:05:32,082 --> 00:05:33,582 Addicted to music, maybe. 98 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:37,547 Did you ever hear her play the ukulele? She wrote a song for me. 99 00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:39,919 Julieta couldn't even play the triangle. 100 00:05:40,007 --> 00:05:43,967 -She loved Christian rock. -You mean, Balkan techno. 101 00:05:44,053 --> 00:05:47,933 Julieta hated electronic music. She said it was for middle-class nerds. 102 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:50,675 -She would never say something so snobbish. -Correct. 103 00:05:50,768 --> 00:05:52,728 She said poor people want to be poor. 104 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:56,231 No way! I met her after she played at a charity concert. 105 00:05:56,315 --> 00:05:58,775 I had just experienced the worst date of my life. 106 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:01,489 I met her, watched her drive off on her Vespa. 107 00:06:01,570 --> 00:06:03,490 Julieta was terrified of motorcycles. 108 00:06:03,572 --> 00:06:05,992 My driver used to take her everywhere in my car. 109 00:06:06,075 --> 00:06:09,325 No way! She said that was the worst plague in this city. 110 00:06:09,411 --> 00:06:12,541 When we went to Europe, we only traveled on the subway. 111 00:06:12,623 --> 00:06:16,503 She and I used to walk everywhere, even when we went out for tacos. 112 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:20,010 -Julieta was a vegetarian. -What? 113 00:06:22,591 --> 00:06:26,891 It was great meeting you. I'm just going to... 114 00:06:28,597 --> 00:06:31,557 I was looking for you. I got these for your headache. 115 00:06:31,642 --> 00:06:33,982 -I don't have a headache. -Are you hungry? 116 00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:36,111 I can make you a sandwich or...? 117 00:06:36,188 --> 00:06:38,108 What's wrong with you? 118 00:06:38,190 --> 00:06:41,820 Nothing! Nothing's wrong. Can't I simply be nice? 119 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:43,902 You're not even nice to your mother. 120 00:06:43,987 --> 00:06:45,947 Because she's a bitch, you know that. 121 00:06:46,031 --> 00:06:48,741 It's unethical for you to analyze me here. 122 00:06:49,368 --> 00:06:51,118 Have a seat. 123 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:55,420 Excuse me, that's my coffee. I was sitting here first. 124 00:06:57,960 --> 00:07:01,630 Your attitude is freaking me out. 125 00:07:02,256 --> 00:07:04,836 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to... 126 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:06,835 -Come on. -You're doing it again! 127 00:07:06,927 --> 00:07:08,387 You've been doing it all day! 128 00:07:09,012 --> 00:07:11,142 If you keep it up, everybody will notice something happened. 129 00:07:18,147 --> 00:07:21,687 -See? I knew you had a headache. -I don't have a headache, 130 00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:24,315 I took it for the buzz. 131 00:07:27,573 --> 00:07:30,333 Mafer. Honey. Pumpkin. 132 00:07:30,409 --> 00:07:32,869 Sunshine, say something, please. 133 00:07:33,328 --> 00:07:35,078 You think it's that easy? 134 00:07:35,164 --> 00:07:38,084 You're making me very nervous. Talk to me. 135 00:07:38,167 --> 00:07:43,377 Nervous? With the weatherproof titanium urn, only the weather gets nervous. 136 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:46,803 No, Dr. Fonsi! We said we don't want anything. Please. 137 00:07:46,884 --> 00:07:48,054 Bye. 138 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:49,925 -Excuse me. -So long. 139 00:07:50,012 --> 00:07:53,972 -Listen, Mafer. -Hey, doctor. Come back. Just a second. 140 00:07:55,559 --> 00:07:56,979 Tell me... 141 00:07:57,060 --> 00:07:58,100 are you married? 142 00:07:58,437 --> 00:08:01,317 -Yes, certainly. -Thank you. Congratulations! 143 00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:04,688 -Thanks. -That's great. Great, great. How do you do it? 144 00:08:05,068 --> 00:08:08,658 Well... it takes continuous work. 145 00:08:08,739 --> 00:08:10,569 And above all, communication. 146 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:14,327 Communication, man! That's vital, isn't it? 147 00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:16,751 And don't lie. I suppose that helps. 148 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:19,630 Do you agree with me that all your hard work 149 00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:22,128 -is to give your family the best? -Of course. 150 00:08:22,211 --> 00:08:25,301 In fact, I just found out I've been hired for two more funerals. 151 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:26,880 -Thank God. -That's right. 152 00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:29,465 There's always a chance to work new clients. 153 00:08:29,551 --> 00:08:33,311 What would happen if you lost your job? 154 00:08:33,388 --> 00:08:35,718 Mrs. Fonsi would have a bad time. 155 00:08:35,807 --> 00:08:38,267 -I wouldn't let her worry about that. -Of course. 156 00:08:38,352 --> 00:08:40,902 Sounds familiar. I know a very similar case. 157 00:08:41,730 --> 00:08:43,360 If you prefer a terrarium urn, 158 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:46,150 I have a package to transform your loved one's ashes 159 00:08:46,235 --> 00:08:47,735 into a prosperous ant farm. 160 00:08:47,819 --> 00:08:49,949 Do you have a coffin... 161 00:08:50,030 --> 00:08:53,080 for an individual, where only one person fits, 162 00:08:53,158 --> 00:08:57,158 say 5'5" in height and approximately 140, I mean, 125 pounds? 163 00:08:57,246 --> 00:08:59,826 -Of course. -Somewhere to be in peace, alone. 164 00:08:59,915 --> 00:09:02,125 The Wagoneer style. Made of mahogany, cedar and oak. 165 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:04,999 This is gorgeous! Only one person fits in here. 166 00:09:05,629 --> 00:09:06,589 Purple. 167 00:09:10,676 --> 00:09:13,386 Come out, I'm starting to worry about you. 168 00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:16,100 Leave me alone. 169 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:18,431 I can't stand this. 170 00:09:18,517 --> 00:09:20,557 I'm so fucking depressed. 171 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:24,064 I have a coupon for The Cheesecake Factory. 172 00:09:24,147 --> 00:09:26,777 Don't mention food. I'm gonna puke. 173 00:09:26,858 --> 00:09:30,068 I'll give you a great massage with a happy ending. 174 00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:33,203 Now is not the time for your depravity, Fish! 175 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:39,452 Fish, Fish. What's going on? We can hear her downstairs. 176 00:09:39,538 --> 00:09:41,288 I know. I'm sorry, dude. 177 00:09:41,373 --> 00:09:43,753 Funerals really upset her. 178 00:09:43,834 --> 00:09:45,544 Why did you bring her, then? 179 00:09:45,627 --> 00:09:48,087 Julieta was my girlfriend, and I'm not that upset. 180 00:09:48,171 --> 00:09:49,631 Sorry, leave her to me. 181 00:09:50,549 --> 00:09:53,089 -I love you, man. -Me too. 182 00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:56,394 Darling, come out, please. 183 00:09:56,471 --> 00:09:57,721 Shut up, fucker! 184 00:10:13,196 --> 00:10:14,446 -Fish. -Yes? 185 00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:17,121 Those are her parents. How can I approach them? 186 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:21,040 Just go up and say you're her ex-boyfriend. With self-confidence. 187 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:22,501 Ex-boyfriend number 13. 188 00:10:22,581 --> 00:10:26,381 Yeah, but you're the most handsome of them all. Go on. 189 00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:32,971 Sir, ma'am. 190 00:10:33,342 --> 00:10:35,012 I'm Sebastián. 191 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:39,507 Maybe Julieta mentioned me. 192 00:10:39,890 --> 00:10:41,810 Your daughter and I were dating. 193 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,023 Another one. 194 00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:46,647 Excuse me? 195 00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:48,650 Thank you for coming, Sebastián. 196 00:10:48,732 --> 00:10:51,862 I can't find the words to describe my feelings for her. 197 00:10:52,361 --> 00:10:53,651 Julieta... 198 00:10:54,780 --> 00:10:56,160 Julieta made me a man. 199 00:10:58,909 --> 00:11:01,079 -Thank you. -Yeah. 200 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:04,410 -Beto. -Hello. 201 00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:07,958 Remember that she'll always be here. 202 00:11:08,919 --> 00:11:10,589 -Thank you. -Yeah. 203 00:11:11,088 --> 00:11:12,168 I... 204 00:11:16,218 --> 00:11:19,138 It's been so long. Sorry to see you under these circumstances. 205 00:11:19,554 --> 00:11:21,524 I'm so glad to be here. 206 00:11:22,474 --> 00:11:25,814 Didn't we get a restraining order against that guy? 207 00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:27,694 -Yes. -What's he doing here? 208 00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:29,523 -Okay, so... -Excuse me. 209 00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:32,398 You don't know how I felt about Julieta. 210 00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:36,824 Julieta changed my life. She made me... a man. 211 00:11:38,824 --> 00:11:39,874 Relax. 212 00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:44,325 Good afternoon, let us begin the service. 213 00:11:44,413 --> 00:11:47,423 Let us begin the service. Let us begin the service. 214 00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:50,791 Thank you. 215 00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:54,051 I am... Was, that is... 216 00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:56,166 Julieta's friend. 217 00:11:56,550 --> 00:12:00,050 More than friends, we were like sweethearts. 218 00:12:00,137 --> 00:12:02,427 Almost sweethearts but different. 219 00:12:03,265 --> 00:12:05,845 Once she asked me: 220 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:08,354 "Mariano, where did you get those keys?" 221 00:12:08,437 --> 00:12:12,267 And I laughed because it wasn't easy for me to get them. 222 00:12:12,357 --> 00:12:16,527 But that's what love is about. About going further, even when she says no. 223 00:12:18,613 --> 00:12:23,703 When I met Julieta, I was in the middle of a clinical depression. 224 00:12:24,035 --> 00:12:26,495 I was her Hispanic Arts professor. 225 00:12:26,872 --> 00:12:29,002 Obviously, it became her favorite subject. 226 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,502 ...at the School of Medicine. 227 00:12:30,876 --> 00:12:33,296 She stood out as one of the top of her class. 228 00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:36,838 She was passionate about adrenaline and extreme sports. 229 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:39,133 ...and the laziest person I ever met. 230 00:12:39,217 --> 00:12:41,927 She always woke up after I did. 231 00:12:42,012 --> 00:12:46,022 One day, we were at the ring, watching the bullfight, and she said... 232 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,519 "You murderer! 233 00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:51,021 How dare you kill that harmless animal?" 234 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:55,150 For her, the true crime was eating meat. 235 00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:58,993 Medium rare. That's how she liked her prime rib. 236 00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:01,320 They called her "the devourer." 237 00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:02,736 Once she confessed that... 238 00:13:02,824 --> 00:13:06,414 She had always felt attracted to women. 239 00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:09,618 One thing led to another 240 00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:12,786 and we started something that I'd describe as... 241 00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:15,916 A phase. A very difficult stage. 242 00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:18,884 I couldn't have come out of it without Julieta's help. 243 00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:21,761 Every day she reminded me 244 00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:26,183 that our Lord Jesus Christ can do anything. 245 00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:28,354 And that I have to devote my life to him. 246 00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:30,273 ...wrapped in a supermarket bag. 247 00:13:30,685 --> 00:13:34,145 -We did the first ritual with that goat's heart. -What the... 248 00:13:34,231 --> 00:13:37,901 But we had to get an image of Beelzebub at a street market. 249 00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:41,994 Blessed be your entrance to hell, Julieta. 250 00:13:47,077 --> 00:13:49,907 -Let's go, Father. -You're kidding. Sebastián? 251 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:51,706 Is this the wrong funeral? 252 00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:54,460 I told you that the girl was strange. I told you. 253 00:13:54,543 --> 00:13:56,043 Sebastián. 254 00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,256 Would you like to say a few words? 255 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,587 Go on. You knew her better than anyone. 256 00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:05,136 I have no idea who she was. 257 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,389 Go on. 258 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:08,772 Okay. 259 00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:19,901 Well... 260 00:14:19,985 --> 00:14:22,695 I didn't know Julieta as well as you did. 261 00:14:24,573 --> 00:14:27,373 What I liked the most about her was her authenticity. 262 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:30,501 Her terrible taste in music. 263 00:14:32,414 --> 00:14:35,384 When I met her, she couldn't give me her number 264 00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:37,588 because she didn't use a cell phone. 265 00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:40,511 I know, I thought she was crazy too. 266 00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:44,630 As our relationship progressed, 267 00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:49,012 I gave her one so we could stay in touch and get to know each other better. 268 00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:50,347 What did you say? 269 00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:52,852 I gave her a cell phone to get to know each other better. 270 00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:55,654 -You gave her the phone they found her with? -What do you mean? 271 00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:58,059 Julieta had technological deficit disorder! 272 00:14:58,148 --> 00:15:00,478 She couldn't come close to electronic devices! 273 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:02,027 -You killed her! -What? 274 00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:05,740 -Murderer. -No, please. It wasn't like that. 275 00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:08,832 -She was the love of my life! -No! She was the love of my life! 276 00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,408 God knows she was the love of my life. 277 00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:13,834 -The love of my life! -No, the love of my life! 278 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:17,003 You're all full of it. She was my broad. 279 00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,093 -Murderer! -Murderer! 280 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,837 No, wait a minute. 281 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:25,684 Calm down. 282 00:15:27,552 --> 00:15:29,352 Show Julieta some respect! 283 00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:32,559 I'm sorry, I think you should go. This is getting out of hand. 284 00:15:32,641 --> 00:15:35,191 Sir, I didn't know there was such a disorder. 285 00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:36,978 That's all right, Sebastián. Please. 286 00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:40,234 Will you explain why you've been so creepy all day? 287 00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:42,855 I'm the same as always. I don't know what you mean. 288 00:15:43,234 --> 00:15:46,784 You know exactly what I'm talking about. Ever since... 289 00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:50,453 Ever since that time, you've been acting really weird. 290 00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:53,833 -You're the weird one here. -Shit, what kind of comeback is that? 291 00:15:53,912 --> 00:15:57,622 It's the comeback I came up with. Leave me alone. 292 00:15:57,707 --> 00:16:01,497 Mr. I-Always-Have-A-Funny-Reply, cat got your tongue? 293 00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:04,706 My tongue is perfect. Here, I can show you. Okay? 294 00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:06,628 Shit, Gonzalo, you're not getting anywhere. 295 00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:15,891 -You want me prove that I am? -Stop it, Gonzalo. 296 00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:19,651 -Why are you nervous, Fabiana? -You're the one who's nervous. 297 00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:23,856 It's a huge house. 298 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:27,490 Stop. It's not gonna happen. 299 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:40,878 Please, tell me what to do so you'll forgive me. 300 00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:43,709 -I don't know. It's not that easy. -Something. 301 00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:45,878 Dr. Fonsi. 302 00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:48,046 Get over here. 303 00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:49,383 I'll buy a plan. 304 00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:52,007 I was just telling you about the VIP package. 305 00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:55,472 Would you like to put your ashes in a cartridge of gunpowder, 306 00:16:55,557 --> 00:16:58,057 to burst them like firecrackers over Acapulco Bay? 307 00:16:58,143 --> 00:16:59,893 No, thank you. I don't own Baby'O. 308 00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:03,612 A client asked us for a replica of the Las Vegas sphinx. 309 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:06,690 That's wonderful, perfect! Whatever it takes. 310 00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:08,570 Are you really buying this? 311 00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:10,823 These are my plans, you have your own. 312 00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:13,485 You can put your ashes in a jar of lotion for all I care. 313 00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:15,825 Of course. The "Thrifty Mom" package. 314 00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:18,500 Mr. Fonsi, give me a minute with my fiancée, please? 315 00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:19,460 Ex-fiancée... 316 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,166 maybe. 317 00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:44,106 Sebas! 318 00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:46,319 -Hey. -Hello. 319 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,439 What are you doing here? 320 00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:50,146 I'm so sorry. 321 00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:52,566 I'm sorry I'm late. 322 00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:54,906 Thank you for coming. 323 00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:56,451 Why are you out here alone? 324 00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:59,914 There was a commotion inside, and they kicked me out. 325 00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:03,496 -Why? -They blame me for Julieta's death. 326 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:04,503 What? 327 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,004 It seems she was... 328 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:09,505 distracted by the cell phone I gave her and got run over. 329 00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:13,093 -I don't know. Maybe it really was my fault. -How would you know that? 330 00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:16,096 I know, but if she didn't want a cell phone, I shouldn't have insisted. 331 00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:19,969 It's absurd for you to feel guilty over Julieta's death. 332 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,020 Whatever. Everybody in there hates me anyway. 333 00:18:23,102 --> 00:18:24,272 What do you care? 334 00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:28,441 You didn't come to make friends. You came to say goodbye to her. 335 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:31,607 Hey. 336 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,160 One doesn't die until one is forgotten. 337 00:18:35,406 --> 00:18:39,536 Nobody can take away from you your experience with her. 338 00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:43,669 So, please, 339 00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:46,172 sit up straight... 340 00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:49,585 and say farewell like you deserve to. 341 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,300 -That's all. -I can't. 342 00:18:52,382 --> 00:18:53,882 Yes, Sebastián. 343 00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,837 Stand up, come on. 344 00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:57,597 I'll come with you. 345 00:18:58,221 --> 00:18:59,681 Ex... 346 00:18:59,764 --> 00:19:02,894 Maybe it's a sign that... 347 00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:07,606 -My love. Mafer. -That this isn't going to work. Right? 348 00:19:08,565 --> 00:19:10,145 I didn't want you to worry. 349 00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:12,363 Worries are shared by couples, Daniel. 350 00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:15,033 I didn't want to ask for your help. Sorry, I'm not perfect. 351 00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:16,703 I know I have a lot of issues to work on. 352 00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:20,413 But my commitment to you, Mafer, that's intact. 353 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:25,163 If we're getting married in order to be together forever, 354 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:28,245 maybe we don't need a giant wedding. 355 00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:30,424 But we do need a giant commitment. 356 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:33,007 A giant commitment? 357 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:35,473 You're completely right. 358 00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:37,430 Giant. 359 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:39,140 Now what? 360 00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:40,510 You are now the proud owners 361 00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:42,557 of an "Even death can't make you part" package. 362 00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:45,096 It includes a queen-size coffin, 363 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,064 with Swedish back-support technology, 364 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:49,807 and a pretty tombstone that says: 365 00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:52,778 "María Fernanda Azpe and Daniel Lebrija 366 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:54,609 loved each other till death. 367 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:57,454 Even marriage didn't make them part." 368 00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:01,988 -Please. -Sure. 369 00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:14,087 -Congratulations. -Thank you, doctor. 370 00:20:14,172 --> 00:20:16,262 You're very welcome. I'm at your service. 371 00:20:16,341 --> 00:20:19,551 Transportation expenses are also covered. 372 00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:22,176 Where is she going 373 00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:26,773 So hasty and exhausted? 374 00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:30,401 The swallows are flying away 375 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,480 From here 376 00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:36,488 -Please, that's enough. -Just a little more! 377 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:38,489 -That's enough. -I'm almost done. 378 00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:40,201 -It's okay. -I'm almost done... 379 00:20:42,951 --> 00:20:45,241 Socorro and Alberto. 380 00:20:47,497 --> 00:20:49,577 I know the last thing you need is to listen to more of this. 381 00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:54,672 Your loss is painful enough. 382 00:20:55,713 --> 00:20:58,053 You don't need all these strangers 383 00:20:58,132 --> 00:21:01,392 coming and telling you who your daughter truly was. 384 00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:06,772 I know nobody is to blame for her death. 385 00:21:07,225 --> 00:21:11,015 It's important for you to know that we're here because we're all in pain. 386 00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:15,936 Sometimes life is a bitch. 387 00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,696 It takes from us the people we love the most. 388 00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:26,240 But even so, let me tell you this. 389 00:21:29,247 --> 00:21:32,957 One never dies until one is forgotten. 390 00:21:36,170 --> 00:21:39,010 I assure you that nobody here will ever forget Julieta. 391 00:21:41,092 --> 00:21:45,722 We can argue all day long over who knew her the best. 392 00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:49,524 But that's not the point. 393 00:21:51,352 --> 00:21:53,022 The point is... 394 00:21:55,023 --> 00:21:58,693 that Julieta was too complex for all of us. 395 00:22:00,111 --> 00:22:01,991 Which version of her we knew... 396 00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:05,906 which was the best... 397 00:22:06,909 --> 00:22:08,869 that doesn't matter. 398 00:22:10,788 --> 00:22:13,578 What you have to know is... 399 00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:17,297 that in each one of those versions... 400 00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:20,297 Julieta was a good person. 401 00:22:24,719 --> 00:22:26,349 The best I ever met. 402 00:22:28,056 --> 00:22:32,726 And, you know, it's a bit unfair. 403 00:22:33,394 --> 00:22:34,944 Because she came to rescue us. 404 00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:41,608 Don't you find it peculiar... 405 00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:44,448 that we all met her 406 00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:47,160 at the most difficult times of our lives? 407 00:22:49,619 --> 00:22:52,499 We were so scared of being alone... 408 00:22:55,166 --> 00:22:57,746 that we gave her this huge load. 409 00:23:00,922 --> 00:23:03,092 She accepted it without asking for anything in return. 410 00:23:03,174 --> 00:23:05,094 That was your daughter. 411 00:23:07,178 --> 00:23:09,218 She taught me 412 00:23:09,806 --> 00:23:11,966 that life isn't only to survive it. 413 00:23:15,269 --> 00:23:19,189 It's to live it, to enjoy it. 414 00:23:22,985 --> 00:23:26,655 I'll keep the version of Julieta that I knew 415 00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:29,079 because it's the one that brought out the best in me. 416 00:23:32,703 --> 00:23:36,923 Just like I'm sure that each version brought out the best in all of you. 417 00:23:50,304 --> 00:23:54,314 I only hope that even for just one second... 418 00:23:56,102 --> 00:23:58,772 we may have made her as happy as she made us. 419 00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:03,571 Julieta! 420 00:24:05,820 --> 00:24:07,950 That's all I wanted to say. 421 00:24:10,825 --> 00:24:13,995 Where was this performance in Dumped? 422 00:24:15,204 --> 00:24:17,464 Great job, bro. 423 00:24:17,540 --> 00:24:18,750 Fucking awesome! 424 00:24:30,136 --> 00:24:32,136 Thank you! Thank you so much! 425 00:24:32,221 --> 00:24:35,931 You wish, Gonzalo. You wish! 426 00:24:42,398 --> 00:24:44,108 What are you doing? 427 00:24:44,192 --> 00:24:46,572 Nothing. Spooning. 428 00:24:46,652 --> 00:24:48,452 Gross. 429 00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:03,167 We're not a couple, you know. 430 00:25:03,252 --> 00:25:05,672 We're obviously not a couple. 431 00:25:08,341 --> 00:25:12,181 -Why the look? -I'm looking at you the same as always. 432 00:25:13,137 --> 00:25:15,137 We're fuck buddies. 433 00:25:17,391 --> 00:25:19,271 Fuck buddies. 434 00:25:27,276 --> 00:25:30,106 -I'm begging you. -No, no, no. 435 00:25:30,196 --> 00:25:32,486 -Please stop crying. -You have to ask me nicely. 436 00:25:40,706 --> 00:25:41,956 Thank you, Sebastián. 437 00:25:42,625 --> 00:25:44,415 I was deeply moved by your speech. 438 00:25:44,961 --> 00:25:50,381 I think you are the only one here that really knew Julieta. 439 00:25:51,050 --> 00:25:53,640 -Thank you. -Thank you. 440 00:25:57,807 --> 00:25:58,807 I'm sorry. 441 00:26:19,787 --> 00:26:21,077 Stop it! 442 00:26:21,163 --> 00:26:22,043 Okay. 443 00:26:22,123 --> 00:26:24,043 Why couldn't you be quiet? 444 00:26:24,125 --> 00:26:25,995 Quit bothering me. 445 00:26:26,085 --> 00:26:27,495 This is not even your family! 446 00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:30,006 You'll be fine, Sebas. We're with you. 447 00:26:31,007 --> 00:26:33,127 -Yes. -Yeah, you're not alone. 448 00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:34,722 Thank you. 449 00:26:34,802 --> 00:26:37,392 Why do you always have to get all the attention? 450 00:26:37,471 --> 00:26:39,641 What are you doing now? 451 00:26:39,724 --> 00:26:41,484 -You are driving me crazy! -Stop it! 452 00:26:42,143 --> 00:26:43,353 Be quiet! 453 00:26:44,228 --> 00:26:46,108 I don't know, man. 454 00:26:49,442 --> 00:26:51,152 I don't know. Well, life... 455 00:26:53,070 --> 00:26:54,950 Life goes on. 456 00:26:56,657 --> 00:26:58,947 I'm going to concentrate on work. 457 00:26:59,660 --> 00:27:02,370 All I know for sure is that... 458 00:27:04,498 --> 00:27:08,248 -I want to be alone. You know? -Yeah, man. 459 00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:10,881 For a long time. 460 00:27:19,347 --> 00:27:21,057 -Shall we? -Let's go. 461 00:27:38,282 --> 00:27:43,332 HOW TO SURVIVE BEING SINGLE 462 00:27:43,746 --> 00:27:45,786 Melodi, this isn't working. 463 00:27:45,873 --> 00:27:48,043 Fish... 464 00:27:48,125 --> 00:27:50,285 I missed my period, dude. 465 00:27:54,131 --> 00:27:55,551 That's harsh, man.